woodrokiro replied to your post“you know what would be great? ling and lan fan with watercolor tattoos”

AU where Lan Fan is a total tatted tattoo artist babe and Ling is a drunken preppy rich boy who comes in to get a tattoo but then comes in every day to watch her work which makes Lan Fan really nervous like who does this handsome boy think he is yooo
Lan Fan has arm sleeves, all flowy and awesome. Also a water color phoenix on her collar bone. And Fu’s name over her heart because even if he’s dead, he’ll never really be gone. Also, Lan Fan with an undercut with a few streaks of red bc oh dang imagine it.
Ling gets the Oroborus for his first tat and cries while Lan Fan is doing it. Eventually, he keeps going back with shitty excuses like “uh i think it’s infected?? it feels weird, pretty lady” and Lan Fan sees through his shit in like two seconds but plays along anyway bc dang he’s cute.

you know what would be great? ling and lan fan with watercolor tattoos

sluttynuggets:



- 'ヘタリア network' -


hey babes so i’m doing another network this time for hetalia ‘cause i dont see many aph networks going around and it could be fun eh B)


- guidelines + rules -


mbf me (for updates etc. also it would be nice i guess)
please reblog this post to spread the word, likes don’t count but can be used as reference!!
be willing to put a badge with the link to the network on your blog
fill out the application below
be nice!! if you’re hard to deal with or rude you’ll be removed from the network.
you must have a least blogged/read/watched hetalia or are in the fandom since its a hetalia network obviously?? uvu


- you will gain -


my undying love
a follow from me if not already
new friends (if you want to talk to the other members and me)
new followers!!
i will help you with promos and coding and stuff
hetalia friends (hell yeah)


- side notes -


sideblogs allowed to apply
depending on the popularity of this post, I will add more characters to the page
i will keep you updated by posts and by an update tab i will be putting on the page very soon. please check it as often as you can
be patient with me!!! im sick right now and have school soon so there may be delays.
i will pick the members soon?? maybe in a week?? maybe earlier or later depends how popular this gets
your patience is greatly appreciated


application // network // badge

sluttynuggets:

- 'ヘタリア network' -

hey babes so i’m doing another network this time for hetalia ‘cause i dont see many aph networks going around and it could be fun eh B)

- guidelines + rules -
  • mbf me (for updates etc. also it would be nice i guess)
  • please reblog this post to spread the word, likes don’t count but can be used as reference!!
  • be willing to put a badge with the link to the network on your blog
  • fill out the application below
  • be nice!! if you’re hard to deal with or rude you’ll be removed from the network.
  • you must have a least blogged/read/watched hetalia or are in the fandom since its a hetalia network obviously?? uvu
- you will gain -
  • my undying love
  • a follow from me if not already
  • new friends (if you want to talk to the other members and me)
  • new followers!!
  • i will help you with promos and coding and stuff
  • hetalia friends (hell yeah)
- side notes -
  • sideblogs allowed to apply
  • depending on the popularity of this post, I will add more characters to the page
  • i will keep you updated by posts and by an update tab i will be putting on the page very soon. please check it as often as you can
  • be patient with me!!! im sick right now and have school soon so there may be delays.
  • i will pick the members soon?? maybe in a week?? maybe earlier or later depends how popular this gets
  • your patience is greatly appreciated
application // network // badge

woodrokiro:

My head canons for what Mama Yao is/was like is literally on opposite ends of the spectrum like on one hand I can see her as a stickler and ambitious for the sake of her clan and Ling just loves driving this version of her crazy but on the other hand I also see her as ambitious until she holds her baby boy in her arms and then melting and becoming a totally doting mother who really doesn’t give a shit about the throne so as he grows up she speaks up for her son when the clan tries to force him to do something to up his chances because fuck the clan all she wants is for him to be a smiling, happy boy but then he tells her he’s going to Amestris for the Philosopher’s Stone so that he can become an Emperor and make her/Xing’s people proud and her heart breaks because doesn’t he know she’s always been proud of him and all she’s ever wanted her baby boy to be is alive.

i feel like mama yao was really really sweet when she was alive, like, ling loved her more than anything in the entire world and she spoiled him to death. and then maybe she was killed trying to protect ling from assassins or something and dies right in front of him and he’s never the same afterwards. he hides all his pain from the incident behind a smile, and he tries so hard for his clan bc mama yao’s only wish was for the yao clan to be prosperous and successful and ling will do anything to make that a reality

hello darkness my old friend

is this real life or ok yeah it is real life bc real life is cold and cruel

metallikato:

We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  
“So fucking fetch”

metallikato:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

cries

SHABOOM GAELEO OR HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU SPELL HIS FUCKING PRETENTIOUS ASS FUCK NAME

i am making myself physically sick bc of this dumbass essay

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

ehren-jaegger:

chewytriforce:

BUT WHAT IF

i will sell my soul for this crossover

eyyy let’s talk about reiner x connie

shynii:

for kenji and mato, sum sweet (???) ReinerConnie

shynii:

for kenji and mato, sum sweet (???) ReinerConnie